I am snake who lives in a home
Through rugs and carpets I happily roam
The people who keep me…all have feet
Attached to their legs…why not me?

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I want legs, yes I do
So I can be just like you!
I want legs, yes I do
So I can be just like you!

So I’ll search this house…from top to bottom
Then put them on once I’ve got ‘em
I’ll search this house…from bottom to top
Until I find them…I will not stop

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Here I’ll look in the cuff of your jeans
Then in the cat box, yuck…Not clean!
Into the bathroom to have a look-see
Big drains and plumbing are not for me!

Eureka! A sneaker with laces untied
Maybe some spare legs got left…deep inside
My tongue has detected a smell so strong
If someone hid legs here…they won’t last long

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I’ll check out the tech room now…I love this
But to sit here at the desk…I’d have to have hips!
There’s a call from the tropics…Is anyone there?
I’ll look in the mailbox for a ticket somewhere

All this exploring has told me a lot
You know I get around fine…believe it or not
Besides, without legs I can curl in your lap
After all this searchin’…I’m taking a nap!

Chorus

Who needs legs? I am snake…
Who needs legs? Not me
Hmm…I am snake…Hmm…I am snake
I am snake… That’s me!